Funny and terrible names, a must read lol?

Bart Simpson pranks


Bart Simpson's prank calls to Moe's Tavern are nearly legendary, but the sad fact is that some people actually go through life with those goofy names. The following Bart creations all exist within the Ancestry.com databases:


Al Caholic


Oliver Clothesoff


I.P. Freely


Seymour Butz


Mike Rotch


Hugh Jass


Amanda Hugginkiss


Ivana Tinkle


Anita Bath


Maya Buttreeks


Diseases


You'd have to be really sick to infect your offspring with virulent names like these:


Fever Bender (born 1856)


Leper Priest (born 1929)


Cholera Priest (born 1830 during the second cholera pandemic)


Rubella Graves (born 1814)


Typhus Black (born 1897)


Hysteria Johnson (born 1881)


Emma Royd (born 1850)


Kathryn E. Coli (born 1894)


Mumps Sykes (born 1891)


Professions


With names like "Mayor Bland," it seems like some parents had high, ambitious hopes for their children's future.


Cook Cook


Governor Bush


Lawyer Low


Doctor Love


Teacher Blackbear


Judge Savage


Editor Honeycutt


Mayor Bland


Sales O. Justice


Gamble Moore





Sins


The authors found 149 records for people named Lust, 70 for Greed, 12 for Sloth, and 830 for Pride. Which of the 7 deadlly sins was missing? Only gluttony.


Lust Garten


Greed Sister Mancini


Avarice Sullivan


Sloth Washton


Wrath Gordon


Envy Burger


Pride Saint


Greed McGrew


Pride Saint


Lust T. Castle


Irish luck


Plenty of parents must have thought that naming their child Lucky would translate into a bright future. In 1930 alone, there are 463 Luckys.


Some lucky favorites:


Lucky Green


Lucky Jewell


Lucky O’Brien


Lucky Pleasant


Luck Fortune


Shamrock Hardeman of Illinois


Shamrock Dates of Mississippi


Shamrock Holland of Texas


The religious types:


Saint Patrick Blan


Saint Patrick Forrest


Saint Patrick


The patriotic:


Ireland England


Ireland Green


Irish Sea


Ireland Brew


Whimsical:


Rainbow Green


Emerald Jewel


Clover Field


Clover B. Green


A St. Patrick’s Day feast:


Beef Cooper


Guinness Dack


Cabbage Haywood


Celebrities


Forget Suri or Shiloh – celebrities have given their children far stranger names! Discover the stars' oddest, most bizarre baby names:


Apple (Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow)


Moxie CrimeFighter (Magician Penn Jillette)


Hopper (Sean Penn and Robin Wright)


Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf)


Sosie (Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick)


Destry (Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw)


Aurelius Cy (Elle Macpherson)


Kal-El Coppola (Nicolas Cage)


Bluebell Madonna (Spice Girl Geri Halliwell)


Audio Science (Actress Shannyn Sossamon)


Sage Moonblood (Sylvester Stallone)


Tallulah (Bruce Willis and Demi Moore)


Kyd (David Duchovny and Tea Leoni)


TODAY hosts


Just how popular are the TODAY hosts' last names? Discover the funny names found on historical documents at Ancestry.com:


Matt Lauer


Lauer Froelick


Lauer Mann


Lauer Witt


Lauer Bucktels


Lauer Guiliani


Lauer Klump


Lauer Funk


Meredith Veira


Vieira Jack


Vieira Wesley


Vieira Boyd


Ann Curry


Curry Bee Massey


Curry Curry


Curry Duck


Curry Mayo


Curry McCain


Curry Murray


Curry Rice


Curry Worthy


Al Roker


Roker Duane


Roker Ono


Roker Richards


Prince Roker





Ancestry.com collected the "best worst names" of real, documented people from the U.S. Census Reports. Which do you think takes the cake?








Uranus Stukey








Ghoul Nipple








Acne Fountain








Lust T. Castle








Mary A. Jerk








Ima Whore








Mutton Bucker








Hugh Jass








Fanny Whiffer








Tackle Feigenbutz








Envy Burger








Bum Snoddy








Mule E. McCart








Lard Mooney








Good Hell








Emma Royd








Noble Butt








Naught E. Bishop








Stud Duck


Reader submissions


TODAY viewers share their kooky favorites, from unfortunate names like "Tyranny" to bizarre ones like "Cascade."


Jus-N-Tyme. The mother said she made it to the hospital just in time for the baby boy to be born.


--Anonymous, Birmingham, AL


My husband and I had a deal. I'd name a girl and my husband would name a boy. We got a boy. His name is Judas Christian. I've relaxed about it, but several members of our families hate it.


--Anonymous, Vancouver, WA


Orangalo and Lamongalo. Jell-O was the only thing she could eat towards the end of her pregnancy.


--Anonymous, Winston Salem, NC


Violence is the name of a child born here in Howard County, IN. The doctors and the social workers tried talk them out of the name, but to no avail. --Anonymous, Kokomo, IN


My mother's co-worker has a new grandson named West. I knew two young sisters named Truth and Justice, my teacher said "Now all they need is a brother named American Way."


--Anonymous, Erie, PA


I am a teacher and have had students named Holly Wood and Candy Kahne.


--Amanda Oliver, Cornelius, NC


A local official in Parkersburg, WV was named Harry Pitts.


--Anonymous, Parkersburg, WV


My grandmother was saddled with the name Vera Elvira. She was often serenaded by friends and family singing The Oakridge Boys 1981 hit "Elvira."


--Diana Horst, Liverpool, NY


A cousin of a friend of mine named her daughter Tyranny. My uncle (a police officer) locked up a woman named Sh*thead, only without the asterisk- pronounced Shi-TAYd.


--Anonymous, Baltimore, MI


About 20-25 years ago I knew a man who gave his son the name "Alias." His girlfriend, the mother of the child, apparently thought the name was pretty cool so there is a man now walking this earth named "Alias." This must raise some eyebrows when he fills out a job application or experiences a minor traffic stop. I don't even want to think about an encounter with Homeland Security.


--Anonymous , Wilbraham, MA


Brock Lee. I'm not sure what they were thinking! Or even if they thought about it until after the fact.


--Lisa Stricker, Clarksburg, WV


Pajama (pronounced pay-jeh-meh). [The mother] mentioned she was looking through a Sears catalog when she was pregnant and the name jumped out at her and she knew right then and there, this was to be her daughter's name. I asked her how to spell “Pay-jeh-meh” and she replied P-A-J-A-M-A. . I thought to myself, oh no! Her poor daughter is named after Sears catalog sleepwear.


--John Panzella, San Diego, CA


A daughter of a friend of the family named her two children Samurai and Abacus.


--Anonymous, Elkridge, MD


Nataz, that’s what she named her son. She thought it was "cool" that it is Satan spelled backwards.


--Anonymous, Chico, CA


The weirdest name I ever heard for a person is Catnip Moonbeam.


--Anonymous, Ft Hood, TX


I was once at a national park and heard this fake-blonde, trophy wife was yelling at her daughter. "Cascade! Cascade!" I knew she had thought the name sounded cool, trendy, and upper class. All I could think was, "great. You named your kid after a laundry detergent!"


--Sandra Trisdale, San Diego, CA


Roxanne Gravel. As in, "rocks and gravel".


--Anonymous, L.A., CA


Strange' pronounced (Straw ja')


--Anonymous, Wynne, AR


A friend of mine told me about a girl on a soccer team named "Levitra". Seriously. People were yelling, "Good job Levitra!"


--Anonymous, Dublin, CA


In grade school there was a boy in my class named Rusty Nail.


--Anonymous, Stephens’s city, VA


Someone where I used to work named his baby girl "Damya." Yes, really. Employees who saw the announcement on the bulletin board kept imagining the child on the playground, "Get down from there Damya!" The parents had perfectly normal names.


--Anonymous, McDonald, TN


My son has a friend named Cole. That is not so bad, but his last name is Deggs. Now say his name together Cole Deggs. The kids all called him Cold Eggs!


--Teresa Walls, Ransomville, NY


Ripley and Nixon are names that will be given to twins to be born (c-section) in April.


-- Anonymous, Burleson, TX


When I worked in retail, a young couple came in and were discussing their baby's name with an associate of mine. They wanted to name their child after a good friend, but they could not decide between two friends, Eric and Keith. So they squashed the name together and decided to name their child Erickeith. Seriously.


--Anonymous, Marietta, OH


My Coworker was pregnant and I asked her if she had a name picked out yet. She said no, but she wanted to stay away from weird names, like the one her sister had given her niece. The name? Felanie. Like Melanie, but with an F. If there's such thing as cursing your child, I think that may take the cake.


--Catherine Sullivan, Anchorage, AK

Funny and terrible names, a must read lol?
My mother went to high school with a kid named William William Williams (first name, middle name, last name)





My brother has a kid on his baseball team named Conor O'Connor





My Aunt taught twins named Orangejello (or-awn-jeh-lo)and Lemonjello (le-mawn-jeh-lo)





I tutored a girl named Phaite (pronounced it fate)





oh, and I almost forgot the best one. My mom taught a girl name Female. She pronounced it fuh-maw-lee. yeah.
Reply:L0L; very terrible. not funny though.
Reply:Wow that's a lot of strange names
Reply:That is a lot of weird names, my mother graduated with an Ima Pigg
Reply:hahahaha! the bart one smade me laugh! i didnt read the rest cuz its to long
Reply:I taught students named Lavender Green, Dixie Winn, and Special Lee.
Reply:who cares?